Alex gets to the hotel, still pretty bummed about missing the Get Fucked party. He's pleasantly surprised when his family friend and classmate Damien Ellis shows up with the room key- his mom has also dragged him to this apparently "important" dinner. With Damien around, there's never a dull moment. This is proven especially true when he gives everyone in the restaurant an unsolicited lesson on a very sensual subject…who is Betsy Blumpkin? And more importantly, what the hell is a blumpkin!?After the disaster at dinner, Alex and Damien are both in need of a distraction. Damien of course has a great idea, and he's not taking no for an answer.